Bitch I Might Be.: Archive

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RT @ThatOtherGuuy: Fri[end] , Girlfri[end] , boyfri[end] , everything has an [END] except for fam[ily]!

May 31, 2011

May 31, 201153 notes

yo . Soulja Boy is so fukkin sexy .

May 31, 2011

That one teacher you wanna curse out

coolkidswag:

she says something smart

and your sitting up there like

but then she says something again

then it’s like bitch I think you’re trying me

then she’s all …bring it on

then you go in on her dumb ass and curse her the fuck out

And she’s all…go to the principals office

and you sit there like

And you’re like…fine by me

then you leave and laugh a little bit making your exit

then you fake cry in the principals office and get off the hook

and you leave like

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That moment when you're home alone

lmaogtfo:

And you do whatever you please

Then you hear some noise..

¡HOLY SHIT, THEY’RE HERE!

Then you run to your room like:

- Your mom: “What the hell are you doing?”

Nothing mom, studying.

“Are you sure?..”

Mom please, who do you think I am?

“Oh, my child is so smart!”

And when she leaves:

“If only she knew!”